I don't heart today

I don't heart the greeting card industry.
I don't heart those chalky heart candies.
I don't heart the patron saint of love.

I don't heart the little old lady at the gift shop that just conned me out of $10 for a crappy balloon.

I do heart my kid, though. And she digs the balloons. So I'll be the butt of this stupid joke they call a holiday.
But I won't heart it.