Dear Alyssa (Alyssa46cn) and DoloresBarrera (Barrera667) -
Thanks for deciding to follow me on twitter. I'm flattered by the sudden attention. And though I never post anything for you to actually follow, I get the sense you're interested in more than just my tweets.
Apparently, Dolores "needs an older man who knows how to fuck (her) right." Now I don't know you Dolores, so I'm not sure what makes you think I'm older than you. From your profile picture, I would guess, that yes, I am a bit older. However, not knowing you makes it difficult to know if I could satisfy your needs.
And Alyssa just wants to share "pics from last weekend" - pics that are strangely blocked by my office firewall for nudity and adult content. Awwww...
I'm just shocked you both chose me. I mean, you're both very attractive and obviously, very friendly. But as tech-savvy as you both are, what with your web cams and your tiny urls, there must be all sorts of users out there who can stimulate your need for tweets. And you picked me. Lucky lucky me.
So I'll try to keep things interesting for you guys, now that I have followers and all. And just to be a good sport, I'll follow you, too. I totally need to see some pics from that party, Alyssa.
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