Yes friends, my ship has come in.
The words of this otherwise anonymous blogger graced the hallowed pantheon of the "I, Anonymous" column today.
I just picked up a copy of this week's Portland Mercury, still hot off 'em, and turned immediately to the back page. Much to my delight, there I found last week's rant about the paper towel chucker in the bathroom at work. They changed the title and a few words. And the illustration (right) is pathetic, but that's ok. I've finally made it.
Just remember - you heard it here, first.